mossbuds: (IM A DELICIOUS THAI NOODLE)
Lars ([personal profile] mossbuds) wrote in [community profile] noicemagazine 2017-01-18 04:11 am (UTC)

"Gettin' somethin'!!" Lars shoots back. "Gimme a minute."

Lars makes a little sound of discovery, then plops back down into a sitting position with a bounce. There's a little pouch; its gaudy with gold embellishments.

"I got this in that mermaid place," Lars describes very eloquently. "It's like an aphrodisiac gel, but I haven't used it. I kinda got it as a gag, but... wanna try it out?" Lars bounces his eyebrows.

Lars remembers it's also for erectile dysfunction, but. Politely doesn't mention that, in a rare social saving grace.

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